What the fuck do we do now?
take a picture, thats it.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
my mom says hey
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
the ol’ razzle dazzle
So you have your ask.
Highlight the word “block”
Right click the word block.
Click “View Selection Source”
Something like this should pop up:
Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:
Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up.
Anon u r in trubl
Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.
And tomorrow night
The lights will appear
Just like they do on my birthday each year
does this man ever shut the hell up
God i hate to say this but, he’s actually correct in a sense, when it comes to evolution. If we want our species to continue to progress eliminating children with handicaps would make us a “healthier” species.
wow holy shit this is rock bottom
now I know that comparing someone to hitler is almost an online joke now, but